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	<title>Emmett Montgomery</title>
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	<description>Teller of Jokes, Maker of Things</description>
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		<title>Joke Church</title>
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Joke Church with Emmett Montgomery from ]]></description>
		<link>http://www.emmettmontgomery.com/2010/02/11/joke-church/</link>
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		<title>Week of Fun Jan 21st-27th! Good Times!</title>
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Today is the first day of the 4th annual Week of Fun!, a weeklong comedian run comedy festival that has a lot of love put into it. I will be performing the first two nights and after that hovering around and enjoying the festival. It would be nice to see your face.
for more details:
The Week [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.emmettmontgomery.com/2010/01/21/week-of-fun-jan-21st-27th-good-times/</link>
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		<title>Season&#8217;s Greetings- a traditional Christmas prayer</title>
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We all come from different backgrounds and have different holiday traditions. I would like to share something from my culture that I recite every Christmas Eve and let you all know that you will all be in my thoughts tonight.
Oh One in red, oh sainted One,
as you sit upon your icy throne atop the world [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.emmettmontgomery.com/2009/12/24/seasons-greetings-a-traditional-christmas-prayer/</link>
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		<title>Happy Holidays</title>
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The Holidays are upon us and I wish everyone well. Please enjoy this christmas card made by artist and animator Mark Allendar AKA Pastey Boy. It is my honor to be the voice of the Christmas tree and I hope it fills you with Christmas spirit.
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		<link>http://www.emmettmontgomery.com/2009/12/01/happy-holidays/</link>
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		<title>Comedy Fist Fight and the Holiday Triple Header at Annex</title>
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I will be hosting 4 shows as part of the Holiday Triple Header at Annex. The Comedy Fist Fight will be an evening of phrase-off&#8217;s involving Seattle&#8217;s amazing performance community along with prize give-aways and other nonsense. It will be wedged between a puppetshow and a play about a gang war between nuns and priests. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.emmettmontgomery.com/2009/11/27/comedy-fist-fight-and-the-holiday-triple-header-at-annex/</link>
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		<title>The Phrase Off! Ross vs. Dan</title>
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“The phrase off” is a jokewriting competition in which two competitors are given the first half of a phrase and a few hours to finish it. A panel of audience judges decides which phrase is funnier in a best 3 out of 5 competition. My good friend Chas and I came up with the idea [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.emmettmontgomery.com/2009/11/27/the-phrase-off-ross-vs-dan/</link>
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		<title>Not Pants!</title>
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Seattle&#8217;s Annex Theatre is one of my favorite places to perform. When they asked me to take part in Not Pants!, a story telling showcase with a story of its&#8217; own, I was delighted.
I will be telling true stories of my youthful misadventures on the Friday the 13th and Friday the 20th that may or [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.emmettmontgomery.com/2009/11/10/not-pants/</link>
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		<title>November Show Highlights</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear friends,
The month of November has brought me some unique performance opportunities and I would like to share them with you, because you are special to me.
Thursday the  5th &#8211; I will be opening for celebrated christian musicians/feel gooders, God&#8217;s Pottery at Chop Suey
Friday the 6th- I will be performing in the best variety show/drinking [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.emmettmontgomery.com/2009/11/04/november-show-highlights/</link>
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		<title>Jokes from Planet Nightmare- Teddy Bears</title>
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Nocturnal Teddy Bear Visitation from Emmett Montgomery on Vimeo.
Occasionally people ask me where I get my jokes from. I don&#8217;t really have an answer. The most plausible explanation is that there must be some strange planet out there sending me signals from space. &#8220;Joke from Planet Nightmare&#8221; is a work in progress based on this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.emmettmontgomery.com/2009/10/31/jokes-from-planet-nightmare-teddy-bears/</link>
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		<title>arts and crafts party- part two- puppets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As my paint stained hands clutch the scissors I try to ignore the stare of their dead paper eyes as I cut them free. The smell of glue is in the air as I attach them, front and back, to the bag that will be their home. The only thing missing in their lives is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.emmettmontgomery.com/2009/10/21/arts-and-crafts-party-part-two-puppets/</link>
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