Emmett Montgomery

Teller of Jokes, Maker of Things

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I have missed you

« August 8, 2010 »


I would like to apologize about the lack of updates on the site over the last couple of months. Shortly after the Bridgetown Comedy Festival I was working on a new routine inside my practice box and managed to get locked inside for several months. Fortunately I was able to continue performing but the internet connection inside the box was pretty awful. Now that I have escaped please enjoy this recording of one of my sets from the box and expect more posts about the past few months and what is happening in the future.

 
 knock knock jokes and other wonders [5:02m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download
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Welcome Weary Wanderers

« July 18, 2009 »

photo and magic by Kyle Moseby, beard and sea creature by Emmett Montgomery

Hello Friends,

The internet is strange and full of scary things. My hope is to provide a place for the faint of heart and delicate of feeling. Please enjoy the content of this site:

-the about section has the ever unfolding story of who I am!
-puppets and drawings and other things made by me live in the arts and crafts section!
-the calendar will tell you what I am doing and where I will be!
-visit moving pictures to see jokes told and experience the glory of cinema!
-the news/blog delivers a constant stream of updates of all types!
-browse among the many images captured by the science of photography!
-purchase hand crafted objects and other exotic paraphernalia at this fantastic boutique!

Don’t worry, none of this amazement will cause you any harm. You are safe here.

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