Emmett Montgomery

Dear friends,

The month of November has brought me some unique performance opportunities and I would like to share them with you, because you are special to me.

Thursday the  5th – I will be opening for celebrated christian musicians/feel gooders, God’s Pottery at Chop Suey

Friday the 6th- I will be performing in the best variety show/drinking game/prize give-away set in the golden age of tv this city has to offer, Get Loweded at the Rebar.

Friday the 13th- I will be telling Mormon ghost stories as part of the storytelling extravaganza, Not Pants at the Annex theatre

Monday the 16th- I will be hosting the much loved showcase of human tragedy/triumph that is the open mic at the Seattle Comedy Underground

Friday the 20th- I will be back at the Annex Theatre for the final show of Not Pants!

Please check out my calendar for more details and updates.

Please consider supporting live performance and attending one of these shows, attend all five and I will make you a present.

xoxo,

Emmett Montgomery

With the help of my good friend and arts and crafts goddess, Mara Rivet, I now have t-shirts featuring the teddy bear with spider legs.  They come in a variety of colors and sizes. Especially if the color is brown and the size is large. If the size and color don’t suit you, I also have patches that can be transplanted to whatever fancy piece of clothing you desire and still be one of the cool kids. I hope to have my shop up in November but if you would like one now let me know.

I added a place for photos. I am fortunate enough to know some very talented folks. Currently I have some of the work of Kyle Moseby, the multi-disciplined gentleman who designed this site, on display, but I hope to expand the galleries soon to include show posters and the work of my good friend Heather Christianson, a young lady who has taken many pictures of me throughout the years. Please enjoy.

I have added two articlese to my press page. Please feel free to read them and get to know me better as a person.

I added another drawing to my collection of things with insect legs. This fellow looks friendly.

Final version of “Clown Car” that filmmaker Clint Berquist and I submitted to 2008 Georgetown Super 8 film festival.

In the last year a lot of my doodles have grown insect legs, I am trying to collect them all and will be updating this gallery periodically. Please visit often and keep them company.

Hello Friends,

The internet is strange and full of scary things. My hope is to provide a place for the faint of heart and delicate of feeling. Please enjoy the content of this site:

-the about section has the ever unfolding story of who I am!
-puppets and drawings and other things made by me live in the arts and crafts section!
-the calendar will tell you what I am doing and where I will be!
-visit moving pictures to see jokes told and experience the glory of cinema!
-the news/blog delivers a constant stream of updates of all types!
-browse among the many images captured by the science of photography!
-purchase hand crafted objects and other exotic paraphernalia at this fantastic boutique!

Don’t worry, none of this amazement will cause you any harm. You are safe here.