Emmett Montgomery

Teller of Jokes, Maker of Things

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    • emmettfungomery: Tonight I have pleasure of performing in Derek Sheen's Circus of Shame with Anita Goodman at the Comedy Underground, 109 S washington St 8pm
    • emmettfungomery: Adventuring. Be prepared.
    • emmettfungomery: Tonight at Rebar: The Get Loweded Variety Hour! Only four more shows left! 10pm $12, $8 for those in proper dress.
    • emmettfungomery: SPF#4 @Theatre Off Jackson 7:30 or Laffhole @Chopsuey 9pm, go to at least one, stop being a dick and start supporting local performance.
    • emmettfungomery: Solo Performance Festival starts tonight, join me as I do something new and different, this makes me nervous. http://theatreoffjackson.org/
    • emmettfungomery: Seattle Solo Performance Festival starts tomorrow, come down to Theatre Off Jackson and watch the sharing! http://spfseattle.blogspot.com/
    • emmettfungomery: Start the month off with some free and wholesome comedy at the pagliacci pizzeria on broadway. Eight pm! Good times!
    • emmettfungomery: Dear Friday, be gentle. Your four brothers before you were not.
    • emmettfungomery: Call your mom, it will make you feel better.
    • emmettfungomery: Human interaction often confuses and bothers me. Is this is why I make puppets?
    • emmettfungomery: My wife continues to cement her role as primary bread winner by getting promoted today. I still retain my position as most prolific pooper.
    • emmettfungomery: Tonight at Laffhole! Andrew Sleighter! Becky Poole! Chason Gordon and more! Doors at 9, 7 bucks, Chop Suey.
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    • Red Friendly Clown Paperbag Puppet
      $25.00 Handmade paper bag puppet using the miraculous articulation of the paperbag for lifelike movement! Perfect for knock knock jokes! Clowns are always good to have around and like to party!Each puppet is hand drawn from an original design onto tracing paper mounted onto cardstock and painted with watercolor pencil. Due to the nature of how they are made […]

Get Loweded’s 3rd season

« September 30, 2009 »

goldenage1-web-1

Get Loweded is more than a show that I write for and perform in, it is a drinking game/variety show/prize give-a-way/life experience. Last year we took the format into the post-apocalypse for nine shows, this year we go back to the golden age of television. It looks like it will be very interesting.

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jokes from a younger man… Home Invasion

« September 22, 2009 »

home invasion

Years ago there was a series of break ins in my apartment complex. My roommate actually walked in on a transient attempting to rob us. The only thing he had found of value to steal was a Neil Diamond album and a half pouch of rolling tobacco. I am glad he didn’t mess with our furniture. I don’t know what we would have done without our milk crates.

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jokes from a younger man… Hands full of hope

hands full of hope

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jokes from a younger man… Clown

Clown

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Sometimes I get lonely, so I make friends.

« September 20, 2009 »

Uncle Rusty
For the past eight years or so, I have been mounting my drawings on paper bags to make puppets. I was awful at this in kindergarten, I think I am pretty good at it now. The puppets are colored with watercolor pencils on tracing paper attached to cardstock. Please visit this gallery and enjoy.

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New drawing- Moist

moist

I added another drawing to my collection of things with insect legs. This fellow looks friendly.

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Clown Car- Super 8 version

« September 14, 2009 »


Final version of “Clown Car” that filmmaker Clint Berquist and I submitted to 2008 Georgetown Super 8 film festival.

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