Emmett Montgomery

Teller of Jokes, Maker of Things

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    • emmettfungomery: Tonight I have pleasure of performing in Derek Sheen's Circus of Shame with Anita Goodman at the Comedy Underground, 109 S washington St 8pm
    • emmettfungomery: Adventuring. Be prepared.
    • emmettfungomery: Tonight at Rebar: The Get Loweded Variety Hour! Only four more shows left! 10pm $12, $8 for those in proper dress.
    • emmettfungomery: SPF#4 @Theatre Off Jackson 7:30 or Laffhole @Chopsuey 9pm, go to at least one, stop being a dick and start supporting local performance.
    • emmettfungomery: Solo Performance Festival starts tonight, join me as I do something new and different, this makes me nervous. http://theatreoffjackson.org/
    • emmettfungomery: Seattle Solo Performance Festival starts tomorrow, come down to Theatre Off Jackson and watch the sharing! http://spfseattle.blogspot.com/
    • emmettfungomery: Start the month off with some free and wholesome comedy at the pagliacci pizzeria on broadway. Eight pm! Good times!
    • emmettfungomery: Dear Friday, be gentle. Your four brothers before you were not.
    • emmettfungomery: Call your mom, it will make you feel better.
    • emmettfungomery: Human interaction often confuses and bothers me. Is this is why I make puppets?
    • emmettfungomery: My wife continues to cement her role as primary bread winner by getting promoted today. I still retain my position as most prolific pooper.
    • emmettfungomery: Tonight at Laffhole! Andrew Sleighter! Becky Poole! Chason Gordon and more! Doors at 9, 7 bucks, Chop Suey.
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    • Red Friendly Clown Paperbag Puppet
      $25.00 Handmade paper bag puppet using the miraculous articulation of the paperbag for lifelike movement! Perfect for knock knock jokes! Clowns are always good to have around and like to party!Each puppet is hand drawn from an original design onto tracing paper mounted onto cardstock and painted with watercolor pencil. Due to the nature of how they are made […]

Clown Car- SD version

« July 28, 2009 »


My friend Clint Berquist and I wanted to make a film for the Georgetown Super 8 Film Festival. This was shot on a digital camera then converted to Super 8. We decided to reenact one of my jokes using my puppets. We chose a joke I had written for my mom for Mother’s Day. Filmed at Re-bar, Coti James and Danielle Radford helped man the puppets and clown car.

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drawlings

« July 26, 2009 »

teaparty
In the last year a lot of my doodles have grown insect legs, I am trying to collect them all and will be updating thisĀ gallery periodically. Please visit often and keep them company.

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The Writing Process

« July 18, 2009 »

EMMETT MONTGOMERY- THE WRITING PROCESS – watch more funny videos

Travis Vogt and Kevin Clarke, the geniuses behind the Entertainment Show made this “documentary” about where my jokes come from. Filmed over a process of 2 hours of brainstorming using objects that live in my house. It has a lot of truth in it. I made the bunny puppet, all of my other “friends” were acquired through various misadventures. Special appearance by my feline roommate Walter.

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Welcome Weary Wanderers

photo and magic by Kyle Moseby, beard and sea creature by Emmett Montgomery

Hello Friends,

The internet is strange and full of scary things. My hope is to provide a place for the faint of heart and delicate of feeling. Please enjoy the content of this site:

-the about section has the ever unfolding story of who I am!
-puppets and drawings and other things made by me live in the arts and crafts section!
-the calendar will tell you what I am doing and where I will be!
-visit moving pictures to see jokes told and experience the glory of cinema!
-the news/blog delivers a constant stream of updates of all types!
-browse among the many images captured by the science of photography!
-purchase hand crafted objects and other exotic paraphernalia at this fantastic boutique!

Don’t worry, none of this amazement will cause you any harm. You are safe here.

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